Heres 3 of mine
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2006-09-04 00:30:05 · 8 answers · asked by vincegill 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The vegetarian society will not meet tonight for ethical reasons.
The knight's club meets tonight. Be there or be squire.
2006-09-04 01:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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2006-09-04 00:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The audience was so quiet, you cold hear a pun drop.
2006-09-04 02:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by barburso 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi! I shouted so loud at the races, I'm now a hoarse whisperer. :P
2006-09-04 00:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a moron posted a question on the net and no one answered it would the moron stop
2006-09-04 00:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..2 b or nt 2 b..
2006-09-04 01:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by brother britto 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's an echo in here, hear, here, hear, here.
2006-09-04 00:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
work or want
2006-09-04 00:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by tinkerbell 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋