2006-09-04 00:14:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
mary had a little lamb
she stood it by a pilon
a thousand volts shot up its ar*e
and turned its balls to nylon
2006-09-07 04:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by supersam82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peeping Tom
I spy
Fleas
Adam Had'em
2006-09-04 10:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Bob G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To remember the compass points:
Never Eat Shredded Wheat!
2006-09-04 13:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by tiggeronvrb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here about the Indian who drink too much tea?
HE died in his tee pee
2006-09-04 07:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Indian drank so much tea he drowned in his own teepee. LOL
2006-09-04 07:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by granny02di04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brandy makes you randy
Whisky makes you frisky
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-09-04 07:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then dont drink tea
If youre near me hahahhaha
2006-09-04 07:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by powerliftingrules 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever pee
in the sea?
Did you ever pee
for a fee?
Do you want to pee
all over me?
2006-09-04 07:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There I sat all broken hearted,
Tried to poop but only farted!
So today I took a chance,
Tried to fart and pooped my pants!
2006-09-04 07:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long and thin goes too far in.
Short and thick does the trick!!!
2006-09-04 07:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋