This is what I do... As a southerner, I wake up everyday not take a shower, and eat my corn bread and chicken listenining to Alan Jackson. An hour latter, we feed the pigs and prepare to move the garbage to dad's room, if didn't get it the term "pig" is what we call our family members, mine are Kyle, Michele Mathew and Jason.
Michele is the youngest and my sister, last night Kyle and Jason gangbanged her, now my beer belly dad and my hoodrat mom are in trouble with the law. How should we change?
2006-09-03 23:50:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Im sad that your not really a coon.
2006-09-06 03:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by jokedrugs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Try marrying Michelle off to one off you're cousins. That way she's spoken for and them pesky brothers of yours can turn their attention to the real pigs.
One less person also means less rubbish in the trailer, and an extra mattress for you're mommy to rent out.(You know what I mean, wink wink)
And because you're sister is right on the other side of the park, she can still come over and help clean up.
2006-09-04 00:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel very sorry for you ,you are the type of person that gives the south a bad name,grow up and get your sorry butt out and get a job and get a real life,,,you are a pig
2006-09-03 23:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your past questions -- where you lash out at someone named "Southern Man" I have a strong suspicion that you are now imitating "Southern Man" to make him look bad. Gee, that just ain't right.
2006-09-04 00:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try some of that "jimmy jones kool-aid" you know what I mean?
2006-09-03 23:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first thing, by having a shower as soon as you get up.
2006-09-03 23:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by kurdapya_007 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop being a ignorant prick that's what you should change.
2006-09-05 19:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by double v 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf..lol maybe hang yourselves?? i don't know :)
2006-09-03 23:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋