Well I believe his right hand man is Osama Bin Laddin. Try looking in the mountains between China and Northern Pakistan. When you catch him, don't kill him. Take him George Bush... Thanks for asking. God Bless America!
2006-09-03 23:50:31
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answered by lulu 2
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For now, Satan and his angels (demons) are in heaven with God and His angels. Later, they will be thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone and will be tormented forever.
Satan is a spirt, as God is a spirit. You can't catch a spirit like you can catch a body. You can recognize that a spirit is from Satan and not from God because it does not speak truth consistent with the Bible, does not act consistent with the character of God, and denies God and Jesus Christ, God the Son.
2006-09-04 05:15:49
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answered by Frank N 7
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Satan can take any form, and his greatest trick is convincing people he does not exist.
Satin is a fabric and can be found in apparel, sheets, pillow cases, and other items. You can usually recognize it by its very smooth texture. You can catch some at your local bedding supply store.
2006-09-04 01:27:58
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answered by ? 6
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Satan is not Omnipresent (like God who can be everywhere at once). Satan can travel back and forth to Heaven (he hasn't been condemned to Hell yet - only on Jesus' return) and around the earth, but can't be everywhere at once. He has legions of Demons who travel around and do his dirty work, but the chances that you'll have a one on one experience with Satan is very very slim.
His not someone you want to catch or fool around with. God is much more powerful than Satan and his Demons, but if you don't have God on your side - you don't stand much of a chance.
2006-09-03 23:51:58
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answered by Shine 2
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You have to build a special satin trap. Use wool and taffeta gathered by hedgehogs, and sprinkle it with ground artichokes.
2006-09-04 00:39:18
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answered by stevewbcanada 6
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clearly he's running america at the minute. oh, Bush might MEAN well, but you know what they say about the road to hell...... he's been laying down some pretty big paving stones of good intentions.
2006-09-04 00:00:01
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answered by the man 3
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He is in the minds of unenlightened morons. If you want to get him you have to get a lobotomy.
2006-09-04 00:59:38
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answered by malcy 6
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I believe my boss is Satan. She makes me work long hours with few breaks and is always messing with my schedule.
2006-09-03 23:58:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Physics will tell you that Satan is probably not real. I would concern myself with more important matters.
2006-09-03 23:51:38
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answered by ? 5
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