what is your most memorable lie?

Question

if it is not secret tell me!

Answer 1

When I was a teenager I smoked pot and was driving home, got pulled over by a policeman and pulled into the ditch. (SHOULD NOT have been driving). I could barely think straight and he asked me what the problem was, I told him my contact lens fell out of my eye and I couldn't see very well. He helped me get out of the ditch and followed me home to be sure I made it.

Answer 2

I have not told to many but the one that still kills me when I think about it was when I quit a job.

You have to understand that it was one of those "Do me a favor until I can find someone for the job" favors. I was only supposed to have been there 3 or 4 weeks tops. But the 2ond week I was ready to kill everyone in the office. EVERYONE knew how to do my job and was happy to tell me, but then when I would ask them if they knew so much, why was I brought in, they would vanish until they thought they had found another angle. Basically a bunch of jealous broads that were mad that I was making more in a week than they were in a month.

I was in the back of the warehouse ( it was a trucking company) in the break room eating lunch one day and over heard one of these broads (cant use the other B word here) telling another, that I was going to be gone soon because concert season would start and I would go back to driving a tour bus, then these 2 started talking serious crap on how I must be sleeping with the owners, you have the picture.

The owners who have been friends of mine for about 20 years told me just to fire them. That was WAY to simple.

When they finally found a replacement 10 weeks after they were supposed to I hired a Limo to go to the office and pick me up. A friend of mine called the office and said he was a really famous singer and wanted to know if his Limo had made it there to get me yet. Talk about a bunch of broads turning nice in a big hurry.

I made the limo sit out there for over an hour. There was a 3 hour time limit and I only lived 20 minutes from there. Oh ya, you want to talk about crap. I really started it that day, so well that when they sent me my final check, they sent me an extra 1,000.00 for the best way they had ever seen to "tell someone to go to hell and make them look forward to the trip".

It was a lie that cost me 500.00 but well worth it.

Answer 3

I remember the first lie I told. When I was 5 my dad had took me and my sister outside in the winter and we crossed a frozen river. My mom would never let us go near the river when it was frozen, she was afraid we would fall in. I told her that I hadn't walked on the river, that I refused to and stood on the bank. I don't think she was really paying attention to what I said though because she was too busy yelling at my dad and she didn't say anything to me.

Answer 4

Once in the past i said delicious to a nondelicious food.

Answer 5

that i helped my cousin steal something, she had been caught plenty times before and finally had to get treatment for it...but it was for makeup at red apple lol. something simple but there was a 5,000$ fine if caught, and possible inprisonment.

Answer 6

I once tricked my friend into thinking he landed a sitcom on ABC.

Answer 7

I told to my wife that "I don't lie" !!

Answer 8

i had sex with jennifer hawkins from mackay

Answer 9

i don`t lie