as for me, I'd take my chances with the porcupine
2006-09-03 21:13:34 · 13 answers · asked by keepitsafe2think 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I'd rather wake up to a porcupine. Those wounds can heal. The ones Man Coulter would leave are permanent. I think after seeing that transsexual in the morning i would loose my hard-ons for the next five reincarnations.
Can anyone imagine what it would be like to wake up next to it and get a 'Good morning sweetheart' in that strangely shifting voice that this carbon-based life form possesses?
2006-09-03 21:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by The answer man 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I always thought ann coulter and porcupines were the same thing... guess I was wrong.
Notice how ann coulter is not capitalized as it is just a specie of animal like bear or cat which grammatically does not need to be capitalized.
2006-09-03 21:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ignorant_American 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ann Coulter is a porcupine in disguise
2006-09-03 21:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Or, consider this: Poor, rabid porcupine wakes up to Ann Coulter ... definite animal cruelty.
2006-09-03 21:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Babs 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Depends. A liberal probably WOULD feel safer with the porcupine. Me? It would be really weird waking up with someone other than my husband in the bed. LOL.
2006-09-03 21:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'd love wake up next to Ann Coulter. She's totally hot.
Not to mention the plus that the smear campaign that would follow after it was discovered that she slept with a Liberal-conservative (Liberal freedom for people, conservative government.) who wasn't married to her...
Oh man. It's like I get to have my cake AND eat it!
2006-09-03 21:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by cat_Rett_98 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would that be a female porcupine?
2006-09-03 21:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by Lewis Y 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!! very,vey good. Waking up to Ann Coulter? YUCK!!! I wouldn't touch her with a infinity pole.
2006-09-03 21:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ann Coulter. Yuck!!! :-(
2006-09-03 21:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference?
2006-09-03 21:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by ♥austingirl♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋