2006-09-03 20:38:14 · 6 answers · asked by ooooyeahbaby 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.
All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.
"Whats up" asked Batman?
"Well i was upstairs looking for the toilet and i passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!"
"Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman.
"Yes but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!"
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Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "F U C K the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"
2006-09-03 20:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ignorant_American 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hi time 4 jokes, Better be serious.
2006-09-04 03:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by sirawa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know how to tell when it's bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
2006-09-04 03:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by M T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u want to laugh then get a pic. to Bush and enjoy.
2006-09-04 03:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Brave Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did not it heart when the lady fell off the clift?
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she was wearing a light fall dress
2006-09-04 03:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Weequahic high 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my laptop is smoking, is it the battery, or the hot chick I met on my space
2006-09-04 03:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋