Because he's a chcken.
2006-09-03 20:35:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Because that's where he thought he could get the most votes. He'll come back though if he ever changes his mind.
But, then again, don't they all?
2006-09-03 20:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by rlw 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he saw his Country being ruined, left to be the laughing stock of the world. Because the environment was so screwed up, he was trying to see how everyone in the White House could be so short sighted, stupid and intellectualy bereft. Because the "war on terror" was only terrifying to the American people, and to epitomize this fear, the few Bush supporters left were resorting to "Why did John Kerry cross the road jokes" which only proves to people what Kerry fans knew all along: That Bush supporters can't even do a decent Knock-knock joke! (because you know that would require a thought process, spelling capabilities and perhaps an iota of an IQ)
2006-09-03 20:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only got to the middlle and then changed his mind because there wasa pole on the other side
2006-09-03 23:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm John Kerry...... and I'm reporting for DUTY!
2006-09-03 20:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beacause the Neocons stole the sidewalk on his side.
2006-09-03 20:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by GJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He heard there was a new multi-millionaire heiress at the house there.
2006-09-03 20:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by midwestbruin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was beHeinz his wife crossin the street
2006-09-03 20:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by GodBlessAmerica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did you cross the road??
because your dic% was stuck in the chicken
2006-09-03 20:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that he could come back to the side he started and then stroll back to the other side.Of course only when it benefited him
2006-09-03 20:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Paul L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to you to slap you up alongside your empty head!
2006-09-03 20:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by Putt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋