"You brought him here to kill me!!" (Star Wars 3)
"My mama always said 'Life is like a box of chocolates, *mouth full* you never know what you're gonna get' " (Forrest Gump)
"I enjoyed last night, James. But it really is death for breakfast." (Die Another Day)
"Vodka martini; shaken, not stirred" (DUH)
"Jus cause im 10 doesnt mean Im stupid! I know what 'excrement' means!" (Agent Cody Banks)
"1500 people went into the sea; when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby, and only 1 came back. One. Six were saved from the water; myself included. SIX! Out of 1500! Afterward, the seven hundred people in the boats, had nothing to do but wait. Wait to die, wait to live. Wait for an absolution, which would never come." (Titanic)
"Hi boys and girls. Today, we'll be talking about dinosaurs. ITS A DINOSAURUS LINE!!! (DAAAAA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!) AND PLEASE WELCOME THE KING! (DUN DUN DUNNNNN, DUN DUN DUNNNNNN, DUN DUN DUNNNNN [ITS A DINNER SHOW] DUN DUN DUNNNN) HEY WHERE YOU FROM? IM GONNA MAKE YOU LUNCH! ALRIGHT! UH UH!! LADYS AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR CLAWS TOGETHER, FOR JAMES BRONNNNNNNASAURUS! (BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!) I EAT WOOD (DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN) IT TASTES GOOD (DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN) NO MEAT, BIG FEET, I EAT WOOD (BUM BUM BUM BUM OWW!) OOH GOTTA HELP MYSELF! CANT GO ON, CANT GO ON! IM GOING EXTINCT! ALRIGHT, THANK YOU JAMES! BUT RIGHT NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ITS TIME FOR THE RAPTOR RAP! YO, IM A RAPTOR, DOIN WHAT I CAN, GONNA EAT EVERYTHING TILL THE APPEARANCE OF MAN! YO, YO, SEE ME; IM LIVIN BELOW THE SOIL! ILL BE BACK, BUT IM COMIN AS OIL!!!" (Mrs. Doubtfire)
"Ouch }{ no, I got molested by a hot tube last night, long story." (Out Cold)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
"We put an explosive charge in your head. Sound familiar?"
2006-09-03 20:38:03
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answered by the d1sl0cat3r 3
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Bruce Campbell, Hail to the King, Baby, at the end of Army of Darkness. He also says "Swallow this" in Evil dead 2, right before he blasts the head apart with a shotgun.
Arny has a lot of good ones. "I left him go" from commando, really he dropped him off the cliff, get it?
Team America World Police "D|cks also Fck a$$holes"
2006-09-03 20:20:30
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answered by JoeIQ 4
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
2006-09-03 20:15:14
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answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7
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I don't HAVE a boss.. nobody tells me what to do. Michael Madsen in Resevoir Dogs
Either that or the Yippie Kay yea MF one from Die Hard
2006-09-03 20:21:45
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answered by DFantum 1
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From Castaway when Helen Hunt told Tom Hanks: "You were the love of my life." It haunts me because it makes me think of this cute Christian chick who was my first girlfriend and turned my life around. Nice talking to you.
2006-09-03 20:35:13
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answered by Huguenot 5
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From the movie 'Falling Down'
"Charlie!...We got a ****** nut here." as the guy runs away.
Or in 'the breakfast club' Principal-"Bender, what if your stash was on fire?"
Bender-"Impossible Sir, it's in Johnsons underwear."
2006-09-03 22:09:14
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answered by Rock N' Roll Junkie 5
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The joker from batman " Wait till they get a load out of me" ...Jack Nicolson
2006-09-03 20:21:57
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answered by DSPARKLE 4
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Frankly I don't give a damm! from Gone With The Wind
2006-09-03 20:12:28
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answered by redunicorn 7
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"When I catch you Mr. Bandit, I'm gonna barbecue your @$$ in molasses, you som'bich!!!"
actor Jackie Gleason playing Sherriff Buford T. Justice in the 1976 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit"
2006-09-03 21:31:21
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answered by not_prfikt 7
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I have to say, .......Tom cruise in " Jerry Mcguire" which he told to Renee Zelweeger " You complete me"......to me, that's the most romantic phrase I've heard ever from a movie.
2006-09-03 20:10:31
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answered by dun_give_ a_ damn 3
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