2006-09-03 18:31:04 · 10 answers · asked by jan b 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
we were at the park one day...and the other kids were swimming....the 4 year old going on 25 was looking at these girls coming toward us....when they walked pass us....she goes "Excuse me....." when the girls turned around she said.
"I don't know your name....you in the purple swimming suit....but your suit is going up your butt"...i had nothing to say....so I just turned my head...later that day...two men were riding a seadoo...one got out and asked the other one to hold the rope....the one holding the rope looked at her and smiled....she didn't smile back at him so he asked her ..."what is wrong little girl..."
she asked..."is that you brother.?
he says "Nope"
"Is that your son?
"Nope"
Then is he your...."Boyfriend?'
2006-09-03 18:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was young (around 7), my mom brought me up to the accounting office where she worked. I don't know how the conversation went, but before long I was talking about anuses. My older siblings weren't the greatest influences in the world.
2006-09-03 18:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Edna "Dirrty" Bambrick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter and I used to play a game by squeezing each other's noses and going HONK HONK. While in a local K-Mart my daughter noticed a lady with a rather prominent proboscis and promptly announced so everyone could hear "Hey Dad! Look at the HONKER on that lady!!!"
2006-09-03 18:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were at the park and my 3 year old said, "I want to go pee in the trees!" This was a couple of weeks after a 3 day camping adventure, so I guess she thought peeing in the forest was okay.
2006-09-03 18:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I had gone with a friend to watch her son's bowling league. My beautiful little girl announced to all of my friend's friends that I was wearing a wig. Her exact words were "Mom, do they know you are wearing a wig?" I said "Well, they do now." She was only about 6 at the time. I didn't get too mad at her, because that's what kids do.
2006-09-03 18:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was about 17 months and we were at the grocery store when he messed his diaper. Oh my goodness did he tear that diaper up, well I guess he thought so too. I couldn't change him until I got to the car. I had to stop shopping and get in line, while we were in line, he kept saying stinky and tugging at his pants. People around me were cracking up.
2006-09-03 18:41:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ladeanna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I attend an reunion party with my 2 year old boy.He is very lucky to have a present from lucky draw. Before he go to the stage to get present,I tell him he must say thank you when he get the present.He answer that he will do. then I say say he is a good boy.
After he get the present ,he say loudly GOOD BOY
2006-09-03 18:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by ALONG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were on vacation, on a day trip 150 miles from our hotel and suitcases.
My daughter blew out a diaper.
My off-white Levi's jeans looked like someone had spackled my left leg with Dijonaise, from my hip to my knee.
My wife laughed.
Her parents laughed.
I cleaned up my daughter.
Then I cleaned myself up!
2006-09-03 18:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my Son was in town at a friends house and he pulled his pants down in the front yard and peed on the lawn like he was out on the farm
2006-09-03 18:46:00 · answer #9 · answered by big_guy0815 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Threwup on a waiter in a restaurant
2006-09-03 18:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by October 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋