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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

2006-09-03 17:35:42 · 4 answers · asked by freemindfighter 1 in Science & Mathematics Zoology

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That depends on the wood chucking ability of the woodchuck, as well as the time involved in this activity.

Observe your woodchuck's day night cycle and document sleep time, time spent awake, and time in wood chucking activity.

Make a nice pretty graph of this.

While you're at it, graph the volume or mass of wood chucked during activity time.

If you were like me, you'd get a graph that looked like:

(wood chucked)
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L_____________________________ (time)

This is a graph indicating that the woodchuck would not chuck wood.

In order to generalize the data it is important to take a statistically representative sample of the woodchuck population and perform this experiment.

Sounds like a good postgrad study! Anyone with some grant money?

2006-09-03 17:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 2 0

If you want the simple, answer here it is:

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Except for that nasty panelling in trailer park houses.

2006-09-04 01:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by gryphon254 1 · 1 0

2 short planks.

2006-09-04 08:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 0 0

originality, cool!!

2006-09-04 05:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0 0

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