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Like lately i've been thinking it's pretty damn funny that Jerry swore in front of the little kid and the kid started swearing so his mom brought him to Jerry for Jerry to straighten the kid out. The kids mom said the kid said, "Where's my f*c*k*n* cupcake" to her.
tell me some funny stuff from Seinfeld please, i want to laugh, i love Seinfeld!
2006-09-03 17:12:37 · 9 answers · asked by Hymn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Steinbrenner: "Mr. and Mrs. Castanza, I'm sorry to tell you that your son is dead."
Mrs. Castanza: (hysterical) "Oooohhhh Nooooooooo......Georgie!"
Mr. Castanza: (Angry) "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!? The guy had a rocket for an arm!"
2006-09-03 17:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by 15fsg546rge1rrheljh45hjr90459ty3 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When Jerry ran down the street with the old lady's bread.
When Jerry put the Pez dispenser on the seat and Elaine lost it at the piano recital.
2006-09-03 17:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ricky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok out of your selections the single with George is the funniest! i love the episode the position Jerry talks like his female friend's bellybutton - Heelloooo! l. a. l. a. laaa! (I nevertheless basically randomly drop that in conversations). it really is also the episode the position Kramer has the intern that takes notes for him even as he's lengthy gone and he receives George in hassle for laundry his palms with ice from Jerry's water even as he replaced into in the lavatory! Or how about the episode the position Elaine dances? no longer only for the dance yet for even as George and the girl finally end up getting arrested or maybe as Elaine and Frank ought to pass bail them out they get right into a wrestle. "My son's no longer sensible sufficient to do some thing like this on his own. you purchased that actual. what's that meant to intend? It skill even with the reality that you want it to intend. You sayin you want somewhat of me? i ought to drop you want a sack of dirt. you want it . . . you purchased it!"
2016-12-06 08:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by busbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest scenes that come to mind is when Elaine was telling Jerry about the date he set her up on....she went into the whole "he took *it* out"! "oh it be"....cracked me up!
The other one is when Kramer is getting the severed pinky toe to the hospital and ends up driving the bus. "well they kept ringing the bell!" LOL!!!
*LOVE* Seinfeld!
2006-09-04 00:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by auntcookie84 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the episode where George brought the bread to his girlfriend's house, and when her family doesn't eat it, he takes it back. That was hilarious! Also, the soup Nazi episode where Elaine gets yelled at is really funny. Plus the shrinkage episode and the one where they all go to India.
2006-09-03 17:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Casiella S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved the epsisode where Kramer tried to tan on top of the roof rubbing butter all over his body!! That was the funniest Shizzzit ever!!!
2006-09-03 17:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Lou Lou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kramer gets assaulted for not wearing the AIDS ribbon.
Elaine convinces her sax-playing boyfriend to "go there," and then he can't play the sax anymore.
They're real. And they're Fabulous!
2006-09-03 17:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by hquin_tset 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when elayne was working at petermens and she was Suze and then had to pretend suze died. and when kramer adopted part of the highway, and when elayne was being sued by ping the chinese delivery boy. and when georges mother walked in on him masturbating.
2006-09-03 17:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beeeep...."Believe it or not George is not home please leave a message at the beep.....I must be out or I'd pick up the phone....where can I be.....Believe it or not I'm not home..."
2006-09-03 19:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by AL K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋