This happened to me in Wal-Mart once..nothing against an old lady, but i'm just wondering.
2006-09-03 15:57:37 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Laugh my *** off.
2006-09-03 15:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by be_loved5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would probably try to ignore her and get out of there as soon as possible.
Now here's one for you: what would you do if this happened to you? You were at work in the flea market and some old lady stopped in front of your booth to ask you where the bathroom was. You give her directions, and as she starts to walk away, she begins peeing all over the floor and doesn't even know it! She just keeps walking like nothing was happening! This actually happened to me several years ago. I felt really bad for the lady but it was so gross. It's something unfortunately I'll never forget.
2006-09-03 16:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by autumnfaerie8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start laughing. Then run out of the bathroom before the smell started catching up with me. Nothing worse then smelling old lady farts. I would also inform whoever I was with of the occurance in the restroom with a lot of laughing. Farts are funny.
2006-09-03 16:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You just finish using the restroom and get out. Some people can't help doing this and especially elderly people. Try to be nice and don't laugh or make fun of her. Just remember one day if the good Lord is willing this could be you!.
2006-09-03 16:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Janie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not supposed to do anything when someone farts. For example, you don't say "god bless you" or something like that. If she is really releasing a ton of gass, just don't light a match.
2006-09-03 15:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by martin h 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Did you want her to do it in the dairy isle? Releasing gas from her "dairy" irre. Get it. Derrierre. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Senebty
2006-09-03 16:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd check to make sure I wasn't in the ladies room then tell her to go do that IN the ladies room...
2006-09-03 16:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh after u walk out.
2006-09-03 15:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by Aquafina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd just spray some fragrance around the whole room!
2006-09-03 16:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would check the sign on the door to make sure i was in the mens room....if i wasn't i would leave and laugh...if i was...i'd sit in the stall next to her and start a farting competition.
;-)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2006-09-03 16:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id think she might have a case of the walkin' farts, was she wearin a rubber dress so that the fart bubble got caught in it? did one of the employees think she was tryin to steal somethin and lift her dress up?
2006-09-03 16:00:45 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋