Tell me the best CLEAN joke you heard and I'll give you 10 pts.
2006-09-03 15:40:03 · 10 answers · asked by MadforMAC 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
where do bees go to the bathroom??
at the BP station! hahah
2006-09-03 15:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by cincy99 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This might not qualify as clean - in the purest sense of the word....but imagine this: You're a Siamese twin - you're joined at the hip. Your brother is gay - and he's got a hot date coming round. You've only got one butt.
I laughed coz it sums up life's occasional 'no win' situations. Put it down to having a bad day - or another dropped stitch in the rich tapestry of life?
2006-09-03 15:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by D M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Riddle?
If it takes 1 1/2 chickens 1 1/2 days to make 1 1/2 eggs .............. How long does it take to...
Get a stubbern peg legged monkey out of a palm tree to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
Ha ha
2006-09-03 16:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by smythsher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here goes there was a blond driving along and she looks out the window and she sees another blond out in a feild rowing a boat and she thinks to her self and says its people like her thaat give me a bad name so she stops her car gets out and ays oy why are you rwing a boat in the middle of a feild if i could swiw i would come out and kick your but
2006-09-03 16:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by M.A.R.K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in High School. Which one is the oldest?
Answer: The blonde because she's 35
2006-09-03 15:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pilot to tower: We ran out of fuel!...and 400 miles away from the shore...give your instructions, over!!
Tower: Repeat after me, Our Father, who art in heaven....
2006-09-03 15:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by alexcruz56 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay..this is totally corny but my daughter (she's 9) asks me today if I know what has four wheels and flies? I thought about it a minute and said that no, I didn't. The answer--a garbage truck! Lol....
2006-09-03 15:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
because the road owed him a fiver.
2006-09-03 16:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-09-03 15:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by customdreammachines 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blind man say he saw superman at his balcony....... hehehehe
2006-09-03 16:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by mohdsyahnis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋