well the doctor checked my pulse,and there was no pulse and she said "you have no pulse,if you have no pulse your dead" and i said "what? no way! pelase i cant be dead ad still walking"
2006-09-03 13:30:22 · 10 answers · asked by chris t 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Tell your doctor to keep checking - if you have no pulse you are not alive. If she was taking your pulse in your wrist - just move around til you find it! :) Silly dr - what's she doing with a sense of humor?
2006-09-03 13:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by Weasel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your walking around, your obviously NOT dead, right? tell your doctor to go back to school, she's a twit!
2006-09-03 13:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by david_e22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u need to stop telling attention seeking lies, i mean obviously its working cuz u got attention, but u also obviously not dead---duh
2006-09-03 13:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your doctor from Haiti?
2006-09-03 14:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll wake up eventually
2006-09-03 13:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could be considered a zombie now...
2006-09-03 13:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are breathing you have a pulse.the doctor was teasing you. Don't worry you are ALIVE!
2006-09-03 13:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by nancy e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD!!!!
YOU"RE A ZOMBIE.....
hahahahahahaha
2006-09-03 13:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sue somebody ,so you can buy yourself a nice headstone and casket lined with velvet. it was pleasure to give you this last bit of advice before you take the ol' dirt bath :} you idiot yyou're not DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-03 13:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by chibi_jay_chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~ ZOMBIE ~~~
2006-09-03 13:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by ~~Penny~~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋