I want bar hags to know I am their type of fella but I don't want guys in leather making googoo eyes at me.
2006-09-03 13:19:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Ooooh, definitely that redneck one that's really full and goes down beside the mouth, but there's no goatee. You know, the one Randy Johnson rocks out occasionally. Make sure you offer free mustache rides to all the scags at the bar.
2006-09-03 13:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by April M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should give up on the mustache, and instead grow a nice beard just like the Santa Clause. Dye it white if you need to. This way the beer and tobacco stains will be much more noticeable. Just be careful not to spill too much beer or too much tobacco on that beard because those sleazy women will probably be so desperate for beer and such that they will eat your beard, but if you like that sort of thing (although I assume you don't), be sure to load the beer and such on. I don't think the men in leather will be licking your beard anytime soon...just those sleazy women.
However, the guaranteed way to attract bar hags is to not shower for several weeks. The men in leather only smell like leather and are attracted to their own kind. Surely you won't smell like leather after not bathing for several weeks...you'll smell like something else...best of luck!
(And what did you end up doing to Herb? Did it work?!)
2006-09-04 10:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use just a pencil line mustache. No self-respecting gay guy goes for those. Sleazy women will go for anything you put out there, but a pencil line is a true gay certified repellant.
Trust me....lol
2006-09-03 14:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lil Richard (hang on a minute!!) type moustache that goes into an abbreviated goattee...you will be a skank magnet.
here's what you do, drink a beer with some head on it, and then lick the beer foam out of it using your tongue.
For cryin out loud though, make sure you are in a straight bar when you do this...
2006-09-03 13:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 20:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow a foo man chu mustache; it's very macho.
2006-09-03 13:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by busy_kona_b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wonderful, magical mustache. One that grants wishes.
Since I wear one, I'm a little disturbed to find out they are gay-magnets.
2006-09-03 13:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by larry n 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe like the one Earl has on the TV show?
2006-09-03 13:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hags are all you will attrack with a moustache. They are soooo 80's.
2006-09-03 13:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An Adolf Hitler moustache of course
2006-09-03 13:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋