2006-09-03 13:11:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
GET SOME FREAKY DOGGIE SEX WHILE YOU CAN, DUDE!
2006-09-03 16:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by darklordsatan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 5 years of marriage every wife will turn into werewolf, after 10 years they will turn into vampire lol:)
2006-09-03 13:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by mbah marijan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask her when she got her sex change operation the last recorded case of lycanthropy was a man in 536 B.C.E. that was about 2500 yrs ago his name was King Nebuchadnezzar and he was striken with it for 1 full year not just durring the full moon see Daniel chapter 4 for the full details despite what hollywood says this was the real deal mabey you two can enjoy " FANGSGIVING " togother and do some real necking have fun Gorbalizer
2006-09-03 14:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm answering this two hours after you asked the question so I'm guessing one of the following has happened:
-she killed you.
-she turned you into a werewolf also.
-you killed her.
-you realized she just forgot to shave today.
2006-09-03 15:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wolve's Bain, Garlic, Holy Water, Crucifix, and a Silver Bullet. Any other questions, contact Stephen King or your local priest. Good Luck!
2006-09-03 13:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jerzey Daze 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea, mine was too last week And she also was kind of like She Devil but when her period ended she was back to normal again.Just try to stay out of her way,agree with her on everything positive and nothing negative Buy her chocolate as this seems to calm them down sometimes
2006-09-03 16:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep her in a windowless locked room with a heavy door. Don't let her out until the full moon is over.
2006-09-03 13:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love her anyway....that's nothin'. My husband turned into a little #ussy.
It's nothin' a deep shave can't fix (eww) and having raw meat on the table might be a good idea.
2006-09-03 14:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed her some meat- make sure it's not a human meat. If we heard from the news that there's alot of people missing, then we know where to find the suspect. =)
2006-09-03 13:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
find some clippers, shaving cream, rope or a powerful sedative and clear the landing stripe!!!
Do not be picky either, she loves you and you shouldn't care if she grows alot of hair every now and then!!!! (lol)
2006-09-03 14:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by face of revenge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some pictures and call the tabloids. You could be rich!
2006-09-03 13:16:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋