I got one next week and need a giggle. Thanx y'all
2006-09-03 13:02:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
by the way the boss is a her
2006-09-03 13:09:42 · update #1
disagree with everything they say. i told my manger once that she didnt pay my wages, the company did, it wasnt her name on my wage slip, and that she wasnt superoir to me.....she hit the roof...but i had a valid point!!! ha ha
2006-09-04 01:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by ginneygirl@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit there and say nothing...don't even respond or even better fall asleep...then wake up and say 'did you say something?'
I once had a horrid boss - she and her husband owned the company she got rid of me for no reason so I sent her a one of those £1 vibrators that used to be advertised in Daily Sport in the post!
2006-09-03 21:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by Amazing Magenta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the worst think to say is , you wanted to see me, or I have to use the lady room , or can you excuse me a minute I need to make a call. Oh, well, good luck and don't talk to long on that call your going to make. HaHa Ha
2006-09-03 20:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Louisa R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss (in front of all her bosses, too), "I've been having an affair with your husband and I'm pregnant! Have a nice day!!" =) LOL
2006-09-03 20:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst thing you could say is you're right. or yes. if your boss is a bloke and you really want to p*ss him off then call him sir all the way through.
2006-09-03 20:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get down and kiss my ginger hairy ****, you sexually frustrated fat overpaid, lazy little oik, who gets his kicks out of picking young girls, who then goes home to pull one off, on the thought of the power trip he has had whilst telling you off.
2006-09-03 20:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Roonsta B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him his fly is undone then wiggle your little finger at him! It'll probably get you fired, but when you tell your friends they will have a real laugh about it with you.
2006-09-03 20:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you're the other woman sleeping with her man!!!
or
Don't say a word. Key her car!!
2006-09-03 20:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by C's Wifey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on if ur lookin to get a giggle out of him or fired..
2006-09-03 20:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The obvious. "F**k off."
2. "I don't really need this job anyway."
3. "You're fat and ugly."
4. "Try and guess how much money I've stolen from under your nose."
2006-09-03 20:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋