2006-09-03 12:44:08 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Not at all. As long as you can pay the tab, they don't seem to care about much of anything unless you leave your fallen body parts in the Disney Section.
I've been using my departed Uncle Mortimer's Ballbuster, I mean, Blockbuster card for some time now whenever I want to watch Barbra Streisand films. I'm ashamed to rent such pieces of ***** except under an assumed identity. The Ballbuster clerks know I'm doing this because Mort died in the store the moment he discovered that Ben Affleck had won an Oscar. He had a bum ticker, Mort did. So they charge me a "late" fee for using my late uncle's membership. The dead are notorious for not returning their rentals, especially when they rent George Romero or Olympia Dukakis flicks. They're fond of seeing their friends. It's very rare for them to return a Cher film because she's such a hero to them. Cher's been departed, embalmed, and covered with naugahyde since 1978. That's why she does the infomercials for Armor-All vinyl upholstery cleanser. She must bathe in it daily or she turns into Angelica Huston.
Sorry I didn't answer your questions of late. I was abducted by aliens over the holiday weekend and I waited around for two days, and still no anal probe. I hate it when they lead you on like that. I was so constipated from eating massive quantities of hamster kabobs with gouda cheeze that I was willing to try anything.
I missed you!
2006-09-04 03:36:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, only a valid credit card. The truth is most Blockbuster customers have good vital signs, it's the brain function that comes into question. They want people who would actually believe "no late fees".
2006-09-03 19:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jon Buquor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. They also require a DNA sample, and the rights to your first born child in lieu of the payment of late fees.
Last I heard they were also taking the left eye of 50% of people who request a membership. The other half give the right eye, but this is random so you can't really be prepared for which eye they will take.
2006-09-03 19:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hard to say because it doesn't seem to be a requirement to be an employee there. Braindead, wow.
2006-09-04 09:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually only a credit card.
2006-09-03 19:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Nelson_DeVon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. But your heart has gotta be beating while you are in the store.
2006-09-03 19:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they're just trying to play doctor with you.
2006-09-03 19:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not unless you plan on dying in their store!
2006-09-03 19:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by ~MissM~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no they are not.
2006-09-03 19:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋