Yo' mama is so...?

Question

Ok guys and gals, in your humble opinion (lol) what is the funniest Yo Mama joke you have ever heard?

P.S. Please keep it clean. Thanks.

Man, this is gonna be so hard. All of you are so funny. I have been laughing my head off here. I think instead of me picking a best answer, we'll go with voting in due time because honestly I wouldn't know which one to pick as the best answer.

Thanks again everyone. This is hilarious!

:)

Answer 1

these are my favourites
You mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's your birthday
Yo mama is so cross eyed that when she cries...tears role down here back!
yo mamas hairs so greasy she sells oil to BP
yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the sea the whales sung ' we are family'
yo mamas so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with her phone number... she went back the next day and it said 'to be continued'
yo mamas armpits are hairy it looks like she got afro man in a head lock
"ur mommas so fat she put a raincoat on and people thought she was a taxi"
"You have to take a train two buses to get on ur mums good side"
Yo Mama's so fat she jumped off a building and got stuck in mid-air!! ;0)
Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being polite.... (you first, no you first)
That means she wables!!
Yo mommas so fat she chases the school bus everyday screaming 'STOP THAT TWINKY
Yo momma's so fat she went in front of the TV. Screen for 2 seconds and I missed the whole season of making the band!!! ha ha ha ha
Yo mama is so fat she has to fly cargo class yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1 yo mamma is so old that when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

Answer 2

Yo mama so fat that she have to move to Jupiter! and one more Yo mama so fat that an airplane cannot take off and it land in the water as soon it take off lol

Answer 3

Yo mama is so poor she put toilet paper on layaway at walmart

Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Answer 4

yo mama is so fat when she played hide n seek they found her.............behind texas, on halloween she says trick or meatloaf the last time your mama went to the club and started dancing the band skipped

Answer 5

yo mama is so fat that when she fell on the side walk nobody laughed but the ground cracked up

yo mama is so fat that when i saw her on halloween wearin all black i asked her what she was goin as and she said," NIght time."

yo mama is so fat that her favorite song is," we are family....mcdonalds, burger king, wendys and me

Answer 6

Yo' mama is sooo fat that she fell in love and it broke

Answer 7

I don't want to ruin it for you, so I'll link you to, without doubt, the funniest Yo Mama jokes.

Part One: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aiMPLbVQ4o4
Part Two: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SIWAoiDMxOw

Answer 8

Your mama's face is so pot-marked it looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with an icepick

Answer 9

yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they kicked her out because they said ," sorry no professionals."

Answer 10

yo mamma so fat she eats enough to feed the katrina exac.'s 40 times over