2006-09-03 12:23:06 · 19 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"Thanks for the 2 points"-Me
2006-09-03 12:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's some cool quotes:
"I said no to drugs but they just wouldn't listen",
"To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid",
"You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot",
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same",
"No really... what are you?!",
"I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.",
"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."
"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
Also if you're looking for a laugh you can look up Dan Quayle quotes:
"The future will be better tomorrow",
"What a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
2006-09-03 13:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two:
1. If you don't know where you are going , you'll wind up someplace else.
2. NEVER try to pet a burning dog.
2006-09-03 13:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by fred f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I killed you when I had the chance, I'd be out of jail by now.
I'm not totally useless, I can be used as an example.
2006-09-03 12:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That skeeter was big enough to f***k a turkey flat footed.
assumption is the mother of all f**k ups
2006-09-03 13:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by noname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are like slinkies; Basically useless, but you can't help but laugh when they fall down the staris.
2006-09-03 12:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Liz P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is what happens when you are making other plans- My dad. My sister used to be my brother and ,boy, do I miss him.-seen on a t-shirt
2006-09-03 13:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you know the world is going crazy when the worlds best basketball player is chinese, the best golfer is black, and when the worlds best rapper is white and the 3 most powerful men in the world are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."
2006-09-03 12:27:44 · answer #8 · answered by michaelbaseballnyy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day, I had a fortune cookie fortune that said "Men don't fail, they just give up."
2006-09-03 12:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll Be Back" :Arnie
"www.zipit.com" : DR Evil
"were all gonna die, game over man, game over" : Bill paxton in ALIENS
Finally:
Anyhting that's come out of George Bush's mouth.
2006-09-03 12:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by skettopolis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I've had a wonderful evening ... but this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel." -- old Arab saying
"If you want to make ends meet, GET OFF YOURS!" -- Dr. Kenneth McFarland
"If we get to Heaven and find out that it was forwarding e-mails that gets you in -- I'd rather be in Hell." -- GenYus
2006-09-03 12:27:41 · answer #11 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋