I'll go first. Right after I had my middle son I was sitting in my bathrobe on the floor playing a game with my oldest son who was four. When I got up I realized something didn't feel right. I had sat on his ABC gum and my butt cheeks were glued together. I had to have my husband pick the gum out of my crack. My friends still tease me and call me gum cheeks ten years later. Ok now your turn.
2006-09-03 11:43:27 · 4 answers · asked by llbm3 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
my wife, me, and 2 daughters were in drive thru line at Burger King. our car, a 8year old minivan, broke down in the line. i had to get out and push it over to the side of the parking lot. then I went and stood in the line for the drive thru window. it was car, car, me on foot, car, car,car. my wife was over to the side cranking and cranking on the car. when i got to the service window, she finally got the car started, and a big cloud of smoke came out the exhaust pipe.
one of my daughters was about 14 at the time, she practically melted into the seat. her reaction to the entire situation made the memory of the ordeal more funny than embarasing.
2006-09-04 18:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell 2. When I was in highschool my boyfriends mother walked in on us while I was giving him oral sex. the other was when I had sex with my husband for the first time, the condim got lost inside! He had to go "fishing for it.
2006-09-03 18:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a few years ago i was wearing a lon sweater and i sat on abc gum.
2006-09-03 18:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by hawaiicatlynblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was teaching my friend how to put in a tampon in her bathroom and her twin brother walked in and both of us were naked pants-down.
2006-09-03 19:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋