They will never succeed, because they don't realize they have to flip the switch to get it to turn on.
2006-09-03 10:46:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You're not thinking about the light bulbs feelings, maybe it doesn't want to be changed, you have no right to force a light bulb to be changed. I'm calling the ACLU, that lightbulb has rights!!
2006-09-03 10:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Only one liberal person. However the question is which one liberal would do it? Since no republican would help out they are out of question. The arrogant liberals will not help the others hence they are out of question as well. The poorer liberal and those with less say might feel insulted and say " Let someone else do it, I wont" As you can see it is hard to find someone to fix the light bulb. Do not forget why should they bring the light on? Afterall all, the type of things going round are preferably left in the dark. So, that is one more reason why it is hard to find one to change the bulb. Besides like you implied: at the end of it all it will take someone to switch it on as well and this is probably the hardest task for them.
2006-09-03 11:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by KCD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives will spend $500.00 for a new light bulb, another $20,000.00 for an electrician (all at tax payers expense) and a liberal will install it to save the taxpayers more expense and show the neocon how the light switch works. The Liberal will gladly flip you off as a throw-in.
2006-09-03 10:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Six:
One to change the lightbulb.
The second to sue for better wages for the first.
The third to sue for discrimination against the old bulb.
The fourth: he'll just ban lightbulbs as a waste of electricity.
The fifth liberal will start a radio show on Air America, and investigate how the changing of lightbulbs can affect our personalities for the worse, because mom made us do it.
The last liberal will simply raise taxes to support a lightbulb-awareness education program.
2006-09-03 10:51:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Just one. They're all afraid of the dark.
2014-08-29 21:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, it looks like you hurt the feelings of a few liberals there. Three thumbs down. =\
I supposed I'll have to counter with a thumbs up.
2006-09-03 11:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They bought that light bulb from Haliburton (akaCheney) for $ 600.00 and it doesn't work .Just like all republican things don't work but cost a lot of money.
2006-09-03 11:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Three of course. One liberal who does it his way, a second telling him he is doing it all wrong and a third who says both of them don't know what the heck they are doing.
2006-09-03 10:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by What the...?!? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many labels does it take to make a person?
2006-09-03 10:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
One, since the conservatives are still debating over the written instructions.
2006-09-03 10:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by What, what, what?? 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋