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I used to say my prayers and I honestly thought that God had an answering machine for them.

2006-09-03 10:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by BeautyMark 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I had my tonsils out when I was 5 and when I went back to kindergarten I wore a long blond wig. When the kids asked me why my hair was so long I told them it was the medicine. Can you believe my mom let me go on the bus with a big blond wig on? God bless her.

2006-09-03 10:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by so sick of being broke 2 · 0 0

I read an old letter that my mother had written my grandmother, probably 52 years ago. She describes how, at a Girl Scout meeting that my sister was in,and Mom was the leader,Mom asked everyone to say the Pledge of Alligeance. Apparently I ,being VERY young, thought no one was suppose to touch the flag. I held the flag,marching around the room singing the Marine Corps Hymn at the top of my lungs. ( Years later, my beloved brother became a United States Marine. )

2006-09-03 10:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0 0

My mom told me this, as i can honestly not remember a thing from when I was little... My mom used to put tissues in her bra, because we both had hay fever. She used to be able to produce a tissue at the best of moments. Except for once when she told me that she did not have a bra on - so she could not help me with a tissue... One evening some guy she liked came to visit her... My nose was in need of some blowing... so I walked up to her pointed at her chest ans said: "Are you wearing a bra?" (I thought I'd not waste time by asking for tissues and then getting explanations) She was SO embarrassed.

2006-09-03 10:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0 0

I used to think (I was around 7 years old) Viagra was used to help grow plants...so whenever we had family reunions or family friends over, and someone started talking about some problems with their plants, I would tell them to just use Viagra...!

2006-09-03 10:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Megan 5 · 0 0

Whenever my mom sat down at the table to paint her nails I would stick my hand out in front of her on the table hoping she would paint them for me...I was about 4 years old!

2006-09-03 10:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by Christy 1 · 0 0

I had a imaginary friend name Child Benenees(Be Knee Knees). She was like a girlfriend of a older woman. We would watch each others children and drink fake coffee(water) I was mocking my mom and her bestfriend lol

2006-09-03 10:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Danie G 2 · 0 0

I wondered why all the cars on our side of the road had red lights and all the cars on the other side had white lights. I thought it had to do with which direction they were going..

2006-09-03 10:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Free Spirit 3 · 0 0

I stole my parents car

2006-09-03 10:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick C 4 · 1 0

i was freaked out at grass, it was funny

2006-09-03 10:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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