and god is infinite
what's happened to white dog shite?
and dont give me the calcium crap, bollox I saw a dog eating a bone only yesterday.
2006-09-03 09:36:53 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I saw white dog shite only the other day.... as a dog owner, I would have to say that white dog shite is on the decline as most (not all) dog owners clear up after their pets. Hence why white dog shite is a rarity now.
You can find it if you look, but quite frankly life is way too short.
2006-09-03 21:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fascinating question, but I happen to have the answer!
A new landlord had taken over a village pub and was preparing for his first darts match, he had been warned well in advance that he had to provide free snuff at the bar, or no one would stop!
The big night came, he had forgotten the snuff! he was marching around outside completely distraught, he didn't know what he could do.
He noticed a large lump of white dog crap on the ground and had a brainwave, he ground it up and put it in a bowl on the bar!! First customer arrived, looked at the bowl of 'snuff' took a large pinch and stuck it up his nose, he had a pint of ale and started sniffing in the air, he looked at his shoes, he asked the landlord, "can you smell dog shi**"? the landlord said "No"
Next customer arrived, the guy asked him if he could smell dog shi**, the new arrival explained he had sinus problems and couldn't smell any thing, as he was talking he helped himself to a large pinch of 'snuff' and shovelled it up his nose!
After a couple of seconds he said, "this snuff is great, it seems to have cured my sinus problem, I can smell that dog shi** now"!!
So I reckon that's where its all going to, its collected up for use as free bar snuff!!
Hope this helps with your enquiries??
2006-09-03 23:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who said the universe is infinite? Now if you consider the fact that there are mutiple universes that stretch into infinity, thats mind boggling. As far as dog fecal matter turnng white, I don't have a clue.
2006-09-03 13:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by axis mentis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know, but you have either watched too much Red Dwarf or you have watched Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy too many times. Oh and not all dog owners pick up after their dog I see lots of poop still around.
2006-09-03 09:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by megajen2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog shite turns white only in the night, or the dog has been scraning cheap woofo bikkies,full of nonmeaty goodness.
consider my sinews streched fella
2006-09-03 09:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by lefang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It went into 'poopie bags' their owners pick it up with to dispose of.
Maybe all dog owners could fill in a questionaire-does your dog crap white.
2006-09-03 09:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was all collected one dark and dreary night and dumped off the coast of southern England and named it the Isle of Wight and to hide the smell they called the capital Cowes........
2006-09-03 09:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by G Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a lot of the council tax we pay is secretly spent on somebody to go round at night and spray it with brown paint.
xxx
2006-09-03 09:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't thought of that till you mentioned it...but you are so right. It could be that it gets scopped up now so doesnt get chance to get old and dry and lost its colour... I can't really think of any other reason....
2006-09-03 09:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, great question! Where on eath did all the white dog sh*t go?
2006-09-03 09:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by Paladin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋