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Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman?

1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.

2006-09-03 08:55:34 · 5 answers · asked by Bob 4 in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

5 answers

that's the funniest thing iv read in ages! keep up the good work!

2006-09-03 10:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0 0

Hilarious... I think I passed.

2006-09-03 20:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Wyld Stallyns 4 · 0 0

C TO ALL WANNA GO FOR A DRINK?

2006-09-03 08:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

scary . whatever comes natural mate !!

2006-09-03 08:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by minty 4 · 0 0

lol thanks for the laughs!

2006-09-03 09:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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