the person who can make the funniest excuse for missing homework gets 10 pts.
like for instance...my dog ate it
2006-09-03 08:43:58 · 25 answers · asked by ze mage's world 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
My dog stole my homework, sold it as his own, and it's now coming out in next month's issue of SCIENCE.
Fuzzy bastard!
2006-09-03 08:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, don't miss your homework!!!! But it looks like you are in a real jam, so tell the teacher the truth, the more you learn, the more you earn. Sorry about not coming up with a funny excuse! After all the hard work in school and college, you'll be happy with the nice things in life you will experience.
2006-09-03 17:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, homeowrk for me isn't a real issue rather how late i am for my classes. One time I was extremely late for my math class and I made up this hilarious story becuase my school has five floors and i said that i was late because i fell down three floors and hit my leg on the wall...then i said that i couldn't get up fast enough and that was the reason why i was late...lol... on your case say that you were on a ladder afainst your house or tree trying to get something and then suddenly the ladder moved and you feel backwards. You hit your head and were unconcious for a while and you ahd to go to the doctor and the doctor told you that you had to lie in bed and not read or anything because your head would hurt more...i think that its the funniest!
2006-09-03 09:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My seriously over wieght younger subling at it because we ran out of food in our house and out Mom went into a coma last night but woke up this morning. She woke up soooooo late we had just enough time to go to eat for breakfast and then go to school!
2006-09-03 08:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You decided not to care about education no more, because you finded out that its wieght-lifting you want to do to become a strongman in the "World Strong Man"- competition.
2006-09-03 08:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No excuses, kid. Do your homework. Do you want to be considered stupid and end up pushing a mop somewhere to earn a living?
2006-09-03 08:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I did do my homework. The research project I did was to see what would happen if I didn't do my homework.
2006-09-03 08:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are no original excuses, they have all been used before.
2006-09-03 08:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lancer64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you see, I umm yeah, and umm. That happened. Then umm, this italian guy said HA! And thats why I lost my homework.
2006-09-03 08:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by Carnie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, if the class is after lunch tell them you spilled something on it-or a friend did-
if it's before lunch-
say you left it in your car or your parents car-depending uppon age
2006-09-03 08:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋