I adore fat women. The girl is love, Bertha, is quite podgy, but I would prefer her to be really obese as it turns me on, so I often bring her Turkish Delights or chocolates. And when we go out I slip suger into her drinks and ask the waiting staff to bring her double portions of puddings. I try to discourage her from taking any exercise and, of course, order her taxis to go everywhere. I have bought her some domestic appliances to help reduce her physical activity too.
My efforts are having some effect~her cheeks are definately a little rounder, but it seems terribly slow~it has already been over a fortnight and I still wouldn´t describe Bertha as truly obese.
Can Yahoo readers make any suggestions to make her really rotund?
2006-09-03 08:21:31 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
lol funny.
try lard butties mate!
2006-09-03 08:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by KEV D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I take it your a Feeder. I'm all for willing parties enjoying what they like to do. The problem here is in the willing. If you like/love this girl then why are you secretly doing this to her. Your lieing to her and what you are doing to her is so wrong. To get your kicks you are risking this woman's health and if it gets out of control you could kill her and that's just sick. Is that really worth it to turn yourself on. If you want a larger model go find one, if Bertha knew what you were doing I'm sure she'd be horrified. Be truthful and honest otherwise you'll get kicks of a different kind, probably from the end of her boot.
2006-09-03 08:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by jue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, well, first off, I don't understand why you would want to do this to someone. There are many obese women out there, and does Bertha know what you are trying to do to her? You should make sure that she gives you consent for your mission to fatten her up, because you doing this could result in health problems, self-esteem issues, social problems, and other complications for her in the near and distant future. Secondly, feed her Insure if you really want her to gain weight. o_0 Or, if you have ever seen Mean Girls, feed her one of those health bars specifically designed for starving people in Africa. It made Regina go past Size 6. ><
2006-09-03 08:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ditch Bertha before she realizes what you're up to, and go find yourself an obese woman. Good thing you're in America, 'cause you have a much larger selection to choose from than any other nation.
Just one more thing that makes this country so great...*sarcasm*
2006-09-03 08:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
u are really sick or probably someone with a very low self esteem of urself, ur looking for someone u can control and look down on cos u know when u make her fat , her self esteem goes down. i wish i knew this Bertha, i would warn her. i hope u don't succeed and i do not wish any girl on u.
2006-09-04 12:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by gal-next-dr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you cared for her you would realise that you are encouraging heart disease and other illnesses through over eating. It seems a selfish thing to do to satisfy your own needs.
Interesting that her name is Bertha. A wind up? Shurely Shome Miishtake...
2006-09-04 00:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by keefer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if there are really men like you in the world- my heart sighs with relief- i may yet find love. um you shouldnt, it's actually unhealthy to be "obese" as you put it. She will probably notice it after a while and want to go a diet, it's better to be honest about it, if you try to make her fat without telling her she will probably get mad.
2006-09-03 09:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by she who is awesome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick man. You are making your girlfriend ill, and she could DIE because of the extra strain on her heart and other organs as well as other side effects of obesity. Leave her alone and get some psyciatric help.
2006-09-03 20:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious which i doubt, but if you are then what you are doing is disgusting. She obvoiusly doesn't know your plans and i'm sure if she did she would dump you. Stop now. If she wants to gain weight then talk about it with her and if she doesn't want to be obese(which is seriously bad for her health) then go find someone who is obese.
2006-09-03 08:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by Emma-Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to force feed her via a tube. Like a goose on a Foie Gras farm. When her liver is many times its normal size,she should be ready.
2006-09-04 03:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing wrong with liking big girls. However there is something definitly wrong with slipping things into drinks be it sugar or roofies or whatever else you are "into" Get a life and find a girl you don't have to fatten up to your liking.
2006-09-03 09:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by monkeyberry1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋