I hate lingo, business speak, jargon and other nonsensical language in business and politics. 10 points for the worst examples of business jargon.
2006-09-03 08:19:55 · 11 answers · asked by Peter P 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
Bumper to bumper extended warranty.
2006-09-03 08:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by bill g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1 I hate the most is when a Civil Servant declares
"Lessons will B learnt ".
They've changed it recently & have modified it " we R going 2 re-evaluate the present system 2 C Lessons can B learnt" .
Just waffle & nothing changes!
2006-09-03 08:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Business jargon............We are calling a meeting for the following people in 10 minutes bring all of your belongings .................. otherwise known as a lay off.
2006-09-03 08:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Texan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My mother once got a job cleaning cars in a showroom and her rather grand job title was "automobile valeting technician".
2006-09-03 08:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A BIRD AT HAND IS NETTER THAN 100 IN THE BUSHES.
2. BULLS...T
2006-09-03 11:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by namski 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEE- Black economic empowerment i am not kidding this actualy exists i live in South Africa and have to put up with this
2006-09-03 08:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Dumb B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "standees" meaning standing passengers on a bus.
2006-09-03 08:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by john b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 what the hec i aint know sorry baby
yo girl Sexy Booty
2006-09-03 08:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by SEXY BOOTY 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks in advance.
Mr. Owner/Ceo
**I hate this one because they should really thank me after I do something*** Don't thank me now thank me later.
Oh- BTW. Thanks in advance for the 10 points!!
2006-09-03 08:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by Cortney & Nathan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
vote for me and I will lead this country into the feuture---Bush
2006-09-03 08:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by Adam T 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋