I think that Homer is the funniest character on the Simpsons. I want to know what are your favourite quotes made by him.
2006-09-03 06:13:18 · 15 answers · asked by Raj B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
The bees are on the what-now ?
2006-09-04 19:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'OH!
"I will live to be 42. Oh, only 42 ?!? I won't even live to see my children die."
"That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand by and watch you feed a hungry dog! Go to your room."
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
Marge : Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer : Batman?
Marge : No he's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : He's not Batman!
Burns : And this must be ... (reading card) little Brat.
Bart : Bart.
Homer : Don’t correct the man, Brat.
The last one might be my favorite
2006-09-03 13:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marge: Homie, the plant called, they said if you don't come in today, don't bother on Monday
Homer: Woo-hoo four day weekend!!!
"Beer, the solution and cause of all of life's problems"
2006-09-03 13:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by Porterhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Marge are we jewish?
Marge: No Homie
Homer: Woo Hoo!!!!!
2006-09-03 13:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by chica2595 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate....mmm
2006-09-03 13:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh right Lisa... There is some *magical* animal that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from..."
episode: 'Lisa the Vegetarian"
2006-09-03 13:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal Violet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I hate my job!" Man, I quote him on that line just about every day.
2006-09-03 13:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Facts! You can proof just about anything that is even remotely true with facts."
2006-09-03 13:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by serenityredflowers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://files.myopera.com/Nagaika/blog/homer_brain.jpg
this the most thing i see the x-ray of his brain
that shiat is funny
2006-09-03 13:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by fu_bh_fu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"lisa needs braces, dental planl"
2006-09-03 13:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋