When my partner climbs on top of the wardrobe and uses a mirror and her distance glasses, she says she can see the new neighbour in the frosted glass of his bathroom. What is it about women and firemen?
2006-09-03 05:15:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
can i come to your house i love a nice fireman
2006-09-03 05:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by angel 36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One presumes your neighbour is invariably in a state of undress of various degrees whilst in his bathroom, abluting, bathing, flossing, what have you... not in his uniform (I think they get changed for home, a little like Clark Kent).
You have 8 options open to you for a satisfactory resolution:
i. Hide your partner's spectacles.
ii. Hide the wardrobe.
iii. Hide your neighbour in the wardrobe(this will confuse her).
iv. Kidnap your neighbour and hide in the wardrobe with him naked, jumping out at the appropriate moment (this will also confuse her, but for a very different reason: nb this may also enrage her, but remember... she started it)
v. Discreetly befriend your neighbour and persuade/ pay him to perform acts of gross indecency with a (blow up) sheep through the frosted glass (this will disgust her) ; nb blow up sheep have a tendancy to deflate or even burst which may lead her to call the appropraite authority.
vi. Chop the fricking wardrobe into kindling and set fire to it paying special care and attention to the statute of the burning of materials on private property ; nb remove all clothes, shoes, handbags etc or be prepared to move to Tibet.
vii. Join the Fire Service and move next door .. you may feel less neglected, though I doubt it.
viii. Finally, hose the girl down.. but at night... remember .. there's a water shortage.
2006-09-03 05:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..lol....I don't know, but climbing on top of furniture and peeking at people is a lil sick and wrong. Besides she could get hurt if she fell off!...Buy her a calendar with firefighters in it that way she will be safe and not get arrested for being a peeping tom...btw firemen look hot....I just don't crawl on furniture to see them.
2006-09-03 05:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by silver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Firemen have big hoses and pump up loads and loads
2006-09-03 05:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, sounds like you have an interesting neighbor!!!! Your partner sounds adventurous, you are a lucky man!!!!! Have a good day!
2006-09-03 05:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chop the wardrobe up for firewood and then they will call in person and tell them why u did it she will be blushing but then he might want her and they run off together (that could be good if u want rid of her)
2006-09-03 05:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would tell her is a perv and leave the woman and move in with the fireman.
2006-09-03 05:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by electric/discotequer/robot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allow people there "fantasies". Whats up with guys and nurses???? its basically the same thing.
2006-09-03 05:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Purple.Space.Cadette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give her a Golden Shower, that'll teach her a lesson.
2006-09-03 05:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by anitahooker_transvestite 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there uniforms ,hoses and they know how to handle things hot
2006-09-04 06:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋