i'm bored?

Question

will you please tell me something that will amuse me

Answer 1

the blue whales tongue weighs the same as an elephant,

1 in 4 people on earth are chinese

the Brazil nut and peanut aren't technically nuts

There are only 14 blimps in the world

Blowing raspberries exercises every muscle in your mouth

Strange but true

Answer 2

Ever think of joining the Female Masons? like, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. Well I'll let you into secret........Read on


GREETING & HANDSHAKE
FOR NEW MEMBERS OF THE MASON

SISTER (handshake)

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best HANDSHAKE for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non - addictive, gender neutral, fiscally successfully, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the general acceptance in our MASONIC YEAR 2006/07, but with total disrespect for other people outside THE ROYAL FAMILY CIRCLE, whose contribution to the

MASONS

is zilch and with total disregard for their race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, their time of the month, choice of platform shoes, dresses, kinky underwear, make -up, perfume, spades, shovels, lawn mowers, or the sexual preference of you, our new SISTER in the

MASONIC LODGE

providing, and only providing that,
Our Chastity Clause has been faithfully observed.

Repeat three times

LAPSANA COMMUNIS

By accepting this HANDSHAKE, you, the "SISTER", are accepting the terms and conditions hereinafter: i) This HANDSHAKE is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original HANDSHAKE. ii) It implies no contract or otherwise binding promise by the GREETER to actually implement any of the HANDSHAKES for himself and / or others. iii) It is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the GREETER. iv) This HANDSHAKE is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent HANDSHAKE, whichever comes first, and said warranty is limited to replacement of this HANDSHAKE or issuance of a new HANDSHAKE to the SISTER at the sole discretion of the GREETER

Signed in the Year of Our Lord 03rd September 2006

Mixer@merville President of
The Hallion Battalion DeCoy

Shhh, don't tell anyone about this, it's a secret and if you do tell another living soul about it, I will deny all knowledge! Wink, wink!

Answer 3

Mary gets a job in a factory producing puppets of Elmo (Sesame Street character I think) and each one is meant to be able to laugh.

She's put in a place near the end of the assembly line and starts rolling up little balls of wool and sewing two of them onto each Elmo puppet that comes along.

Very soon the other employees are complaining that they can't work since the puppets are backing up all the way from where Mary is sitting and blocking the assembly line. She tries to speed up but to little effect and so the supervisor is called.

"No, no, Mary!" says the supervisor, "I said give each puppet two TEST TICKLES!"

Answer 4

Try listening to some music, read a book, watch t.v or browse the net. You might even want to go out somewhere, there is always something to do. You just have to think and find something.

Answer 5

Have you got a blog page, I will look just now and see and if you have I will invite you to be my friend, if not then MAKE ONE!!!
EDIT:
I just checked you haven't got one, so put your time and bordem to good use and make one. Can be quite fun you know, specially once you get involved, give it a try.

Answer 6

hm...try do things thAT U LOVE.....meet some good old fiends...see a movie...listen to your favourite music.....eat something u like....go for a walk...call someone ....have some time for youself...read a book....expres your boring sensation in a painting....write something........just live life

Answer 7

Have a look at death clock using the link below, that'll make you stop wasting your life doing nothing and do something constructive.

http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~palfrey/tom/death/main.htm

Answer 8

Why don't you go out side and look at the wonders of God's creations?Or if indoors play with your pets.

Answer 9

i-am-bored.com

They have a whole bunch of things for you to do if you're bored. Trust me, it'll work. ^_^

Answer 10

Imagine you had only an hour to live.