having problems with a poultrygeist?
2006-09-03 03:48:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Nope, but we do have a dopelganger. . .and if the sight of Bush in his skivvies and bunny slippers floating through the house isn't terrifying, then you tell me what is!
2006-09-03 04:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ronald McDonald lives under my daughter's bed, you can see his big frikkin' shoes sticking out. He's always got that crazy smile, walking through the house at night. We wake up in the morning and find Big Macs and McGriddles all over the floor. Send the Colonel over here. I'll trade you Ronald for him...I'm sick of McDonalds....
Or maybe I should find someone with the Taco Bell dog..
2006-09-03 06:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to bring some chicken to go with the cole slaw and potatoes, it is a holiday weekend and the family will be there soon.
2006-09-03 03:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Frank Purdue has barely been gone a year, but he's been flailing around my bathroom every Tuesday night. Does that count as a poultrygeist?
2006-09-03 03:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Da da da 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a pun, this gets you a negative 12 on a 0 to 5 scale.
2006-09-03 03:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by St N 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him to come over to my house. I'm dying for some Mac 'n Cheese. Popeye keeps eating my watermelon.
2006-09-03 03:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hang a bit of bling with the effigy of the Golden Arches round your neck for protection . .the bigger the empire the safer you are as religious people will tell you as they fight amongst each other.
2006-09-03 03:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by dougie boy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Find an orphan chicken and raise it like a Muslim.
Ghandi.
2006-09-03 03:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing! What a sense of humor! Beware...spirit is real!
2006-09-03 04:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Write to Pamela Anderson and tell her about your situation. If there's anybody who can help, she certainly can! She'll fight toget your freedom BACK!
2006-09-03 04:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋