I'm after some funny, original analogies for something I'm writing, please.
(Those of you who were going to answer "you are" please feel free and have the satisfaction of knowing that you are absolutely right.
2006-09-03 03:43:36 · 38 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
pat.rob00 - did you think that up all by yourself, dear? Very good.
2006-09-03 03:48:45 · update #1
What a pathetic ****. If you're looking for an argument - sorry, I prefer intelligent people.
2006-09-03 05:29:25 · update #2
Of course you are getting to me - ignorant spiteful people usually do. However, you'd have a bit more of my respect if you could grasp at least the fundamentals of spelling and grammer.
2006-09-03 06:08:06 · update #3
Chocolate kettle...................
Yes i did, means i'm one step ahead of you. Call me if you need more help.
If this is for something " you are writing " then why try to use other peoples ideas, get the drift - cheating or what.....
Dont you like peoples answer " you are " . If you cant take it , dont give it out " dear "
Do you really live such a boring life that you have to write about useless things, whoever asked you to do it was probably, tongue in cheek asking for " tell me about you ".....
" you want more dumbo, sorry donna..........
I can sit here all day, im used to the mentally handicapped, so dealing with you is no probs.
Just for the record, im only on here as ive used all my 60 answer quota for today or i would not give you my time of day....
Not looking for an argument fatso, just giving you some hometruths, as i said if you cant take it dont fukcing give it ar*ehole.............
I see , you only like to talk to inteligent people, is that why you have just left a message on one of my questions, am i getting to you......boo hoo............
bet you are fuming that im able to reply back to you so easilly, you know what, you'r as useless as a chocolate teapot........
Right , im taking bets that i get the ten points................
I've said earlier people spend too much time on here moaning about spelling and grammar......petty issues......i hope you have now realised that uncurtious comments like "dear" are uncalled for when someone is trying to give you an answer to your question. Now that im getting to you , then i appologise. I did answer your original question with good intent. You want me dont you ? your gaggin for it..........
2006-09-03 03:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 8⤋
He's that useless,he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
About as much use as a watering can on a damp day
A chocolate fireguard
That tight He won't eat his peas in case he farts for free
A sun lamp in the dessert.
2006-09-03 04:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As useless as a one legged man in an *** kickin' contest.
As useless as a boat in the dessert.
As useless as a football at a tennis match.
As useless as a water is to a drowning man.
2006-09-03 05:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your as much use as a fly on a cows Ar.e!!
Useless is as Useless Does.
Your as much use as a match without a striker.
2006-09-03 04:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooo
2016-03-17 07:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chocolate teacup.....
or a chocolate spoon to stir the chocolate sweetener that you have just put into your chocolate tea in your chocolate teapot which you poured into a chocolate teacup.
2006-09-03 04:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
a company director ? you couldn't direct traffic !
the lights are on but there's no-one home
tartan paint
bubble for a spirit level
sky hooks
skirting board ladder
2006-09-03 04:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know its not an analogy, but the expression i always like is ...'its like trying to herd cats in a thunderstorm' i.e. very difficult
2006-09-03 03:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Simon K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
empy ink cartriges. at least a chocolate teapot is enteresting to look at, and it might taste good!
2006-09-03 03:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My husband always says " about as much use as a dried up tortoise" he also calls his boss "chocolate teapot"!!
2006-09-03 03:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋