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After all he has been taking Jewish lessons for years

2006-09-03 00:29:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Government

Jewish lessons are learning the language and practices of the Jewish religion.

2006-09-03 00:41:52 · update #1

Here is the news story

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/03092006/325/al-qaeda-urges-bush-convert-islam.html

2006-09-03 00:43:56 · update #2

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We're converting Al Qaeda members into corpses, that's much better.

2006-09-03 02:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 0 0

Well, he's half way through his second (and last) term as President of the most powerful nation on Earth what's there left to do?

Maybe this would be the breakthrough the world has been waiting for on the "peace front?" Perhaps a newly converted "Akmed Bush" could bridge the gap between the Muslim extremists and the American extremists.

Would certainly be interesting at any rate.......

(Yeah, I'm another one who's not to clear on these "Jewish lessons" could you clear that up for us, what the hell are "Jewish lessons?")

2006-09-03 00:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

George W. is a Saved Christian. Jewish lessons? LOL Perhaps Jewish History lessons or studying the Old Testament more.....but he is not converting to Judiaism.

2006-09-03 00:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by tjjone 5 · 0 0

Where do you jerks get this stuff. Now you think GWB is taking Jewish lessons? You people need to get a life and stop crying over who is in office. You're guy didn't make it because he didn't have any answers!

2006-09-03 00:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by Texan 6 · 0 0

Sure; right after Usama bin laden and his direct reports convert to Christianity and partake of a glass of wine.

Of course they would also have to take a vow of poverty and turn over all their assets including land with oil over to Haliburton acting as agents for Mr Bush.

2006-09-03 00:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by ekonomix 5 · 0 0

Osama bin Liner might desire to bear in ideas a properly-cherished quote - people who stay by ability of the sword shall die by ability of the sword". Pity fairly, he merits skinning alive and then salting. the guy has of course long gone insane and, like all mad canines........ No 2nd possibilities. Fancy wanting to transform to his variety of luncay. the faster the West realises that no compromise is obtainable and, like WWII, purely entire conflict will win, the extra helpful. what's needed now's the re-formation of the Knight order of the Crusaders. committed to the obliteration of this obscene cult and all its followers (a re-formed inquisition might desire to be useful right here too. all the strategies of their commerce have been intently preserved interior the Vatican and are waiting for prompt use). For as quickly as, i'm in settlement with Bush the Gullible. He desires to obliterate one cult in favour of yet another yet a minimum of his cult is fractionally extra secure, and, might properly be attended to later.

2016-11-06 08:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he allready sucks at English. I don't think you'll be able to get him to understand Arab sufficiently to repeat the phrase needed to become Muslim(altough it's only 5 words)

2006-09-03 00:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 1 0

you mean that the al qaeda member actually approached GW Bush and wasn't amBUSHed?

2006-09-03 00:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by aljo127 1 · 0 1

He's a hardline Christian - as are much of his home state. Converting would be political suicide.

2006-09-03 00:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by nert 4 · 0 0

What are "Jewish lessons"?

2006-09-03 00:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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