Well now, little ones, this is your Uncle Bush-bush with the bedtime story of the Evil Doers of Baghdad.
Once upon a time in the land of Islam-o-fash, there was a cruel and ugly ruler named Saddam who really hated all of us here in America. Now he hated us because we were free and happy. and one day Saddam was stirring up the pot against us when some terrorists from Arabia came and crashed into the Twin Towers and three thousand Americans died when the two tallest structures on the planet collapsed vertically in a manner that would put Las Vegas to shame, and all from just from a kerosene fire. Who’d a thunk it? Well, these evil-doers had to be stopped, the ones that stirred up the pot. Not the ones that were actually responsible for destroying the Twin Towers and killing all those innocent people. Nothing we could do about them. Part of the family, you know. So, we attacked these guys that were queering a deal we had to put a oil transmission pipeline across Afghanistan. Now, you want to talk about a big deal? That deal was so big we were more than willing to give up the World Trade Center for it! That’s how big it was. And you know your Uncle Bush-bush wouldn’t lie to you. Yeh, it was big, but it was only part one of a two part deal and the second part of the deal was worth ten times what the pipeline deal was worth and that was to take control of Saddam’s oil, the world’s richest fields where all you need is a corkscrew to hit pay. Of course he got too big for his britches, anyway. And it just weren’t right for him to refuse to do what we asked him to do. Hell, we put him in power and stood by him when he gassed all those Kurds. Even provided the gas. But we showed him! We suckered him into two wars and now we control everything. Looks to me like we’re gonna live happily ever after. And so we should. We done no wrong. Ever single thing we planned worked out just like we thought it would and not too many people can say that, little ones.
2006-09-02 22:08:13
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answered by Anonymous
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and 9/11 Got Nothing to do with Iraq
That mean to me
The Government in America was able to fool the American
and even take them to war
and by The way The numbers the multimedia showing of the dead American solider are more than what they say
we just pray for peace
2006-09-02 22:03:57
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answered by Momomada 3
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There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
There was a lot of oil in Iraq.
I'm sure you can figure the rest out.
2006-09-02 22:04:51
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answered by Anonymous
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there were many acts of terrorism perpetrated by Iraq, mostly against Iraqi people of a different sect than sadam.
2006-09-02 22:05:09
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answered by judy_r8 6
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Is this the plot of Curious George Goes Fatwa Hunting?
2006-09-02 22:01:01
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answered by Anonymous
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ok, we armed sadam because at the time he was the lesser of two evils. as for weapons of mass destruction... what do you call something that kills thousands of people? and be serious, if we said we found weapons of mass destruction the UN would be all over us to hand them over - screw you! we fought, you sat on your butts and now want them?! bite me! as for the thing that killed thousands of people - my husband uncovered 1 of many mass grave sites when he was in iraq the first time, you ask him what he thinks about weapons of mass destruction and he will tell you sadam himself was one. so we did find a weapon of mass destruction.
2006-09-02 22:01:48
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answered by Jenessa 5
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and bush will be out of office in a couple years, just try to rejoice in that because theres nothing else us poor people can do right now
2006-09-02 22:02:45
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answered by mono 4
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How the hell can we explain gibberish like that.
Rewrite it so it makes sense, then we might have a chance of answering.
PS: EVER HEARD OF PUNCTUATION
2006-09-02 22:03:33
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answered by Anonymous
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if the libertarians were in power we would not be there. LP.ORG
2006-09-02 22:04:37
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answered by Anonymous
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