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2006-09-02 20:52:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.

One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.

In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):

Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!

2006-09-06 13:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because if it stayed on that side of the road any longer it would become a fry chicken.

2006-09-03 04:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because the road had previously crossed him by calling him dirty names.

2006-09-06 15:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by 3eleven 4 · 0 0

Because her ho pimp rooster was waiting for her on the other side to get the money for the eggs.

2006-09-03 08:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

KFC mating season.

2006-09-03 03:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by 9987 4 · 0 0

Because it saw the "Walk" sign.

2006-09-03 07:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by ezc692 4 · 1 0

To get to the other side! =D lol

2006-09-03 08:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to get to the other side

2006-09-03 17:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmie 4 · 0 0

maybe because he was running from the butcher..lol

2006-09-03 04:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cuz she/he had seen a girl like cancerian_whoooot

2006-09-03 08:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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