2006-09-02 18:14:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants....." I've also heard someone's response to "don't i know you from somewhere" as "yeah you're the reason i don't go there anymore"
2006-09-02 18:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The classic, Do your feet hurt, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day. I can't believe someone would try that in real life? I was shocked. He was so dumb, like everyone hasn't heard that one before?
2006-09-03 01:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey......I am like, so drunk! And my boyfriend's out of town! Let's dance and then go to your place!"
Sure, it would've been a quick and easy romp with a very cute girl...but I was really put off by the fact she didn't seem phased by cheating on her boyfriend.
2006-09-03 01:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day some guy saw me and my mom walking, and he was with his son, so he starts singing the Brady Bunch song to us, lol... Weirdo...
2006-09-03 01:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one. " Benjamin Franklin wants to "get to know you" I was a 'waitress' at the time, serving his family their supper!
2006-09-03 01:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Basketcase 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
2006-09-03 01:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Holly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy goes to the gurl in the pub and asks, " are you pissed?". Girl Replies, "No". Guy says, " ok then, i'll come later". hee hee hee.
2006-09-03 01:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by gulludada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUMBEST pick up line----DONT i know you? FROM SOME WHERE?
2006-09-03 01:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it hot in here or is it just you
You must sleep in the sink, 'cause your a dish
2006-09-03 01:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do u believe in luv at first sight or shd i walk all over again"
2006-09-03 01:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by halleberry_aus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋