Whoever can tell the funniest political joke i will choose as the answer.
2006-09-02 18:02:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Did you hear last week, GWB looked perplexed at the analog clock on the wall, next to his bed.
The big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the 6.
"It's, it's, what time is it Laura?"
I have another.
One morning before work, Bush was out taking a walk. He noticed a brown substance piled on the sidewalk. He slowly walked around it. "Looks like dog sh**." He got down on his hands and knees and took a big sniff. "Smells like dog shi**." Then proceeded to the White House. When Bush arrived he walked around till he found Cheney. "Boss, Boss, look what I just about stepped in."
2006-09-02 18:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush.
2006-09-02 18:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true.
James Carville
2006-09-02 18:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by marianddoc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!"
2006-09-02 18:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by FREEK-A-LEEK 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Toss up. Lewis Black or John Steward...maybe even Stephen Cobert.
2006-09-02 18:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by Dr_Phil_is_dead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of Alex R needs to do what Palin did. face as much as Letterman and rebuke his assertion. in spite of each and every thing, he, as Letterman's shaggy dog tale, is the punchline of knocking up a 14 twelve months previous female.
2016-09-30 07:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by gangwer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a GOP convention, the chairman notices a man leaving the opening session.
"Why are you going now?" asks the chairman.
"Because I'm a Democrat," replies the fellow.
The audience breaks into derisive chuckles and scowls. The chairman, buoyed by this response, asks, "And why are you a Democrat?"
"Because my father was a Democrat, my grandfather was a Democrat, and my great-grandfather was a Democrat", says the man.
"Oh I see," smiles the GOP chairman. "So then, tell me....if you're father was a simpleton, and your grandfather was a simpleton, and your GREAT GRANDFATHER was a simpleton....what would that make you?"
"A Republican" grins the fellow, and exits.
2006-09-02 18:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Truman get of the grass....its Dewey
2006-09-02 18:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by wizard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush's sidekick took aim, but all he could see were the pellets peppering his lawyers face,,, as he laid down his weapon,, he said ,,,,,,,,, oh I forgot
2006-09-02 18:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET A LIFE
2006-09-02 18:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋