A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
2006-09-02 17:52:33 · 9 answers · asked by FREEK-A-LEEK 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LOL!
2006-09-02 18:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by sw!ss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny cant remember any jokes at the moment get back to you...
2006-09-02 17:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by sonia g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was just a quick thinker.
2006-09-02 17:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by sweethometexas2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha fuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!
2006-09-02 17:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by countrychic2cute 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lmao
2006-09-02 17:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by oceanwvs2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..yeah. funny
2006-09-02 18:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2006-09-02 17:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by sar-mir 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he honest
2006-09-02 17:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by barry r 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, this is a keeper. Thanks!
2006-09-02 18:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋