2006-09-02 17:29:13 · 33 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Tell the monster under the bed to quit taking the monster in the closet's weed.
2006-09-03 02:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the book "Where the Wild Things Are" and you'll see monsters aren't real. And if your still worried get a can of monster spray-it really works.
2006-09-02 17:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kris 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep the closet door closed.....make sure the dust ruffle on the bed is down, sit on the floor and read them both a nice bedtime story so they'll calm down and get some sleep.
If that doesn't work, bring in a garden gnome and it'll scare the hell out of both of them.
2006-09-02 17:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by redneckgardendiva 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try this recipe for Monster Spray.
http://www.recipezaar.com/98746
2006-09-02 17:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by nowurcooking75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the bed in the closet and close the closet door.
2006-09-02 18:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by marianddoc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you will separate them and take away their TV and video game priviledges if they do not behave.
Next I suggest some Monster Spray (water in a squirt bottle) to break them up.
2006-09-02 17:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hire a monster councilor?
2006-09-02 17:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let them get a divorce and see other monsters.
2006-09-02 18:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by ednolb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in the monster in the basement to mediate.
2006-09-02 17:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by cowboy up 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grab some popcorn and a soda. Sit in the middle of your bed and enjoy the fight.
2006-09-02 17:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋