How come my feces smell like chinese food after eating chinese food?

Question

I eat garlic bread and my crap doesn't smell like garlic bread, or I eat watermelon and my crap doesn't smell like watermelon. I eat oreo's and it doesn't smell like oreo's, even when I eat a Big MAC with super sized fries and a apple pie with a super sized Sprite, it smells like none of it. Why is it that it only happens with chinese food?

Answer 1

maybe there is some chinese food spice that you are smelling

i like to dine out on chinese food

Answer 2

It might smell like Chinese food to you, but to the rest of us, it still smells like crap! Maybe you could save a sample and find a lab that will process it for you to tell you its contents. Perhaps they could even tell you if you had the Moo Shu Chicken or Sweet and Sour Pork!

Answer 3

Hi,
How do you know your BM'S smell like Chinese Food?How do you go about doing this smell test?Do you do the same exact thing,every time you have a BM?Do you write all this down(consumed Chinese Food @5:00P.M.,Eliminated @3:00A.M.,It smelled like Chinese Food.)on a chart,next to your commode, after you test it for fragrance?
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Try eating corn and instead of wondering about the smell of your feces you can be amazed how some food dosen't digest. Or try beets or aspargus- both foods have a side effect;)

Answer 5

Since you smell your feces, maybe you should progress to tasting your feces after eating Chinese food. If it still smells like Chinese food, then it must still be good.

Answer 6

That should tell you something about Chinese food....

Seriously, though, why do you think this is a subject of interest for the majority of people here?

Fecalphiliac!

Answer 7

try eating a whopper, see if you like the smell of that crap! you really ought to find a new hobby. perhaps if you like to smell your own crap, you should like to smell others and you need to be working as a sewer technician, think about it. try a new question sometime instead of these crappy nasty ideas.

Answer 8

Why does your feces smells like chinese food? Why don't take a taste and tell us if your feces tastes like chinese food.

Answer 9

first of all your question is digusting. Second of all I guess it is because they use a lot of spices in their food. If you eat at white castle it will smell like you cooked one in there. some foods are just more pungent.

Answer 10

I'm just amazed that there's someone out there who claims that he routinely smells his feces, comparing the smell to his recent dinner. Guess everybody needs a hobby...