2006-09-02 15:04:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
stand in front of the mirror and say over and over
love to
sure, no problem
of course I will
yes boss
ok
I'll do it
2006-09-02 15:10:09 · answer #1 · answered by tanya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a balance to be kept in good brown nosing and like I've often told my son, "You have to play a certain amount of the game to score points or get anywhere in life."
If you are referring to busness smooches then you know what your company expects and what their spiel is - learn it and go along with it - especially in meetings and with the boss.
But at the same time, you should be the best employee you can be even if you think all the rhetoric of the game is crap, so you aren't really being dishonest, just letting them hear what they want to hear, in response to the corporate propaganda yet still doing your job and being thought of as one of the team and not one of the 'troublemakers.'
BUT (no pun intended well maybe just a little one) just because you are kissing the great emperor, Gluteus Maximus, doesn't mean you can't keep your nose clean.
2006-09-02 22:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by Free Advice 4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile at people who make you sick – practice this fake smile in the mirror each day to get it right.
If you are annoyed, absolutely NEVER admit it.
Give thoughtful little gifts. Keep your enemies close.
Be as two-faced as you can possibly be.
Do not dress nicer than your boss.
Never appear more good-looking, or smarter than your boss.
Always say supportive and positive things.
Learn to be duplicitous.
When all is said and done….try not to vomit your breakfast.
Go to bed at night and dream of a simple life with real people, and honest relationships.
VISIT A SHRINK AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK TO FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
2006-09-03 04:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took an improv class during which we learned a game called "yes, and...".
You pair up with another person, who starts telling a story. No matter what they say, you say, "yes, and..." then add details that agree with the story they started.
I've been an employee and had assistants, and I think the best way is to do what your employer asks without whining, as long as it is reasonable.
2006-09-02 22:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by mollyneville 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my grandpa had this paper..that he put up...
He said something about there butt being reasonably clean since you do have to kiss butt but i cant remember how it was put..
You could make cookies, or cake, my husband made brisket and took it to his boss..i on occasion take sweets i make to my doctor not to kiss their butt but because i appreciate what he does for me..after all he did deal with me while i was pregnant..
2006-09-02 22:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by away right now 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find a butt kisser!
2006-09-02 22:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by naeee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i believe that is a trait people are born with. that's not something you can be taught.
2006-09-02 22:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by wilderone74 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a very sexual question/
2006-09-02 22:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by ihateacaf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋