Since I'm in the hearts of so many women and I've touched so many of them deeply, is it unfair that I am honored this way and other guys aren't??
Do I now have some sort of magical, invisible aura around me that will carry me into eternity??
2006-09-02 15:03:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Damn!! Come over here and share the love!! I want one!
2006-09-02 15:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dear Spunkmeister, Anyone can have an orgasm. It requires stimulation and imagination. So, you did not 'give' anyone an orgasm, you merely participated in an act which released one.
Think of it this way - many women have participated in an act with you that has assisted you in your own 'physical release'. I believe they are to be commended for their efforts.
As for being 'carried into eternity', that is ensured by the offspring you have probably created, who will carry on your DNA. I trust you are keeping up the child support payments.
2006-09-03 05:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thank you I needed a good laugh. Yes you're the sperminator mister mister! And no, it won't carry you into eternity but it'll give you a choice statue of yourself in the man-ho museum lol, just messin, congrats lol
2006-09-02 22:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all , we can give ourselves orgasms, so that doesnt make you at all special. Second of all I would say that they are better human beings for giving an *** like you the time of day!!!
2006-09-02 22:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by belinda f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You probably broke a lot of hearts too when you left them. That far outways anything good you might have done.
2006-09-03 15:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by ashcatash 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.. they should be given a prize higher in statue than the Pulitzer for 'Best Faker'.
2006-09-02 22:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sam_I_Am 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ho Ho
Another 120 pound nerd wearing glasses and braces trying to kid himself.
You have a lovely time, dear.
2006-09-02 22:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Having a nice dream there little boy?!
2006-09-03 11:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by hungryhart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pork has a 30-minute orgasm.... did you beat that ?
2006-09-02 22:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by NEO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beside what the person above said you are a male whore!!!!! Wouldnt want to touch that thing, it may have something that cant be cured!!
2006-09-02 22:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by shirley e 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋