In my defense. We were in the woods. I had her tied to a tree nude. Then I heard something it was a damn big *** bear. So I hightailed it out of there. Now I can't remember exactly where I left her. It has only been about 8 hours she should be ok. I don't want to call the police, that might be embarassing. Should I just leave her, she doesn't have any family or anything.
2006-09-02 14:50:32 · 11 answers · asked by benny 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's okay,... I got her.
And she's SOOOO grateful that I saved her from that bigass bear that she's willing to spend the rest of her life with a REAL man.
Thanks wimpy!!
2006-09-02 14:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lighthawk Demon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not WHERE... but I did forget him. We were tripping on 'cid and I tied him up with a dog leash then I had to pee. Left the room and obviously found something more exciting cuz I forgot him... Till a friend of ours was rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. Bill was begging for help and I felt like a f*cktard
2006-09-02 14:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's been 8 hours, she's probably already wiggled out of her bonds and is looking for a nice large, sharp axe to come and give you a splitting headache in the literal sense. If I were you, I would start heading for the nearest border crossing. Just give us your name and a recent photograph of yourself so that we can tell them that you'll be heading their way. :-)
2006-09-02 20:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah, she'll be alright.
You might want to retrace your steps tomorrow thought, make sure you didn't leave any evidence of your being there.
2006-09-02 14:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this was true why would u tie her up in the first place is this some kind of role play if i was her when i get down i would beat ur a**
2006-09-02 14:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by babytia1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hillarious same thing happens to me all the time i ussually just forget about it
2006-09-02 14:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have done the same thing -- I hate when that happens.
2006-09-02 14:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, every time I go to put the groceries in the trunk, she's still there.
2006-09-02 14:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by deleted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao you should have put that in the joke section its hilarious
2006-09-02 14:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by shrsm716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your but up and find her. also get thhe cops to help. this is bad and you need to take it seriously.
2006-09-02 14:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋