I feel like laughing....do u have any halarious Pet Stories that u would like to share?
2006-09-02 14:50:29 · 7 answers · asked by deseraa 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
My middle kitty thinks that my human children are her "kittens." She is extremely possessive & protective of them. I tell her at night to "go check your kittens" & she runs first to one of their rooms, looks at that child, then runs to the next, and looks at that one....
One night one of my kids got out of bed when "momma kitty" thought it was past bedtime. She ran up to the "kitten" & kept meowing loudly until the kitten said "OK!" and went back to bed!
2006-09-02 14:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The city park is on the other side of our fence. In the summer there are softball tournaments. Food and drink is served there,beer included. I was in the back yard with my son and daughter playing baseball. Our dog,abbey, came strolling home from the park and sat down right in the middle of our baseball game. She was staring intently at an ant hill and slowly swaying back and forth,about that time a burp erupts from her. Our beagle/English setter was plastered. people at the park must have been spilling or offering the beer. that night she slept very sound! God rest her little canine soul she went to sleep at the age of 17years old .we buried her in the back yard with a bag of Doritos and a Hershey bar.Her favorite snacks when she could talk us into it.
2006-09-02 22:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by steve b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Several years ago I had a pet goose named Petunia. She had no mate, So she took up with me as her friend. she would attack everyone else except me, especially if I was around her. I drank back then, and one night some of my friends were over, and we were drinking a few beers in the garage. One of the guys had never been around Petunia. He was told that she would attack people over me. But he just played it off as a joke. Anyway, to make a long story short. He went out to she side of the garage to pee. We heard a blood curling scream from outside. As we started out, he was running back in the garage, penis in hand. He told us as he was taking a leak, Petunia ran up and bit his penis and wouldn't let go!! He got a blood blister on it from the bite. We still laugh about it to this day!!
2006-09-02 22:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CatWings-It is not funny but they are great stories, you can buy them on ebay.
Try watching SpongeBob SquarePants-His snail meows like a cat and in one episode he had a worm for 30 seconds and it barked like a dog.
I hope I made you laugh!!!
2006-09-02 21:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♥PolkaSpotPrincess♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when we had snow last winter my dog jumped off the back step and went skidding down the back yard like bambi and she could'nt stop she just looked at me as if to say who put that there
2006-09-02 21:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by blakeman6830 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to get a step counter for my cat to see how many steps he takes. I'd guess around 30 per day.
2006-09-02 21:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my Dog runs into my screen when i let him out side but never manages to get though
2006-09-02 21:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by Steven F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋