2006-09-02 12:53:01 · 21 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him the crow's nest til he's sober
Put him in the bunk with the captain's daughter
Shave him in the neck with a rusty razor
Erly in the mornin
2006-09-02 13:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by mom of girls 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being a guy, and having way too much experience with drunken military- Air Force, Army, Navy, they're all the same once they're drunk. You drive them home, and then tell them the next day what kind of fool they made of themselfs.
Of couse, if you're mean and evil, you take their money from their wallets but DON'T take the ID card- thats government owned and if you're caught with it, thats major jail time
2006-09-02 20:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
2006-09-02 19:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make him the skipper on an Exxon tanker.
2006-09-02 19:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a leaky boat and make him bail it, earl-eye in the morning!
2006-09-02 19:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rochester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put him in the bunk with the Captain's daughter.
2006-09-02 20:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tattoo the names of several Panama hookers on his buttock.
2006-09-02 19:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a taxi and cut your losses, if there are any in a situation like that.
2006-09-02 20:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by stacey a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever comes to mind ...early in the morming lol...sure there wouldnt be much objection ...especially when its hooray and up he rises ...early in the morning lol
2006-09-02 20:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by she wolf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find him a boy friend?
2006-09-02 20:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋