Step 1: Become overly obnoxious. (You *must* get this down. If not you'll just look like a bad goth.)
Step 2: Burn all your clothes and buy out Hot Topics. (Don't forget the wrist bands and hair gel, they're the most important part!)
Step 3: Make sure your hair covers at least one eye at all times. To help keep your hair where it is at, only bathe on the weekends.
Step 4: Proclaim bisexuality. It doesn't matter if you actually find girls attractive or not, you'll never actually date one.
Step 5: Buy a guitar and play it whenever an open opportunity comes. I suggest at lunch and during passing periods at school. When people ask you to play a song for them begin then stop after one stroke with "um, hold on, um..."
Step 6: When you hear someone complain about you, always end your mini-rant with "you just don't understand me!"
Optional: Bad poetry and butchered "original" song lyrics.
2006-09-02 11:06:16
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answered by Belie 7
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Damnnnnnnnnn my age must be really showing. What the hell is an Emo?
Never heard of it. Must be something that came out after my daughter stopped being a teenager.
Is this what I have to look forward to with my 6 yr old? If so then God please help me.
2006-09-02 11:14:44
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answered by ETxYellowRose 5
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Honey, don't worry about what is popular now. A new thing will be "cool" in a year or two. Just be true to yourself. Wear whatever style you like and fix your hair how you think is neat.
2006-09-02 11:19:49
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answered by Laura 1
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black designer jeans cuffed
goofy tweed socks
some clod hooper looking shoes,
some American Apparel collared shirt
an ipod
those weird Lisa Loeb style glasses.
be a punk, it is way cooler.
2006-09-02 11:02:56
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answered by Anonymous
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umm.....it isn't just somthing you become.it is a way of life.if you are very emotional and have a reason for it then you are emo.you can't be both emo and prep.you seem like a prep to me.
2006-09-02 11:12:16
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answer #5
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answered by frosteatsfire 3
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Stop being a poser and be yourself. Why would you want to be a wannabe emo fag anyway?
2006-09-02 11:04:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Emo and goth both suck. Emos are overemotional crybabies and goths are miserable freaks.
2006-09-02 11:05:20
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answered by joec9000 3
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if u wonder, then ur just being a poser
2006-09-02 10:59:54
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answered by Blue 4
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Why the hell would you want to look like a transvestite???
2006-09-02 11:00:10
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answered by Delete System32 5
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ewwww
2006-09-02 11:10:09
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answered by watdahellrudoin 3
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