it was a stag night that went out of controll, when one of our friends suddenly jumped up (drunk) and dived on our victim of marriage (to be) and held him down in such a way that he could not move.i.e. in a neck lock with his arm around his back and his legs wrapped around him so he could not kick or struggle his way free and then proceeded to give him a love bite on his neck for all to see (it was huge) what a laugh it was at the time... however, later that evening our host (to be married) somehow got into a fight with a verrrry big angry woman who literally kicked the sh##** out of him (he was verrrry drunk) and she managed to somehow rip his shirt off and dragg him across the dance floor to outside (the scratch marks from her were everywhere!!!!) much to our drunken amusement. BUT.he was to be married in 3 weeks time, how did he explain it to his wife to be ? he fell asleep at 4 am at our friends house and did not go home till 3 pm next day, would you trust an explination like this?
2006-09-02 10:37:10 · 19 answers · asked by insenergy 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
this is a true fact which did happen and theres more to it..... he lost his wedding ring that he was wearing on his necklace ..... most of us there were laughing but it was serious sh##** for him..... i wont tell the rest of that night because you simply will not believe it, however.... his wife to be did beleive him and it was a great wedding
2006-09-02 10:54:45 · update #1
Show her this page!
2006-09-02 10:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming this actually happened (which I very much doubt) it's best not to explain. He should avoid his fiance for three weeks, and by the time the wedding rolls around the scratches should be gone, and the 'love bite' should definitely be gone. The hickey should actually be gone in a couple of days, so if nothing else he could avoid her for that long and then claim he was attacked by a big, extra-mean dog. Keep in mind, if his fiance has any kind of brain at all she won't buy it - and she'll hopefully dump his ***.
2006-09-02 10:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Discotheque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd believe it as I was once held hostage (under serious threats of violence) in a pub by an ex queens guard paratrooper aikido expert who made me drink 12 pints that he paid for along with 10 other people who all wanted to leave. I finally got home at 1.30am 10 sheets to the wind to be seriously assaulted by my psycho nutter ex who refused to believe a word I said. so yes I'd offer the benefit of the doubt on that one.
one poor sod in the pub was held in a wrist lock for at least 15 minutes, something I could have dealt with but why fight someone that wants to buy you beer?
2006-09-02 10:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by KU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy!!! Just tell the fiancee exactly what happened. The truth is always the best option in such situations. Chances are, she'll see the sad humour in it and feel sorry for him. Never start a marriage with lies, it will just spoil the relationship.
2006-09-02 10:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats crazy but can happen (i guess) He should PLAY the victim and blame everyone possible to keep his xss out of trouble. Crap happens but you gotta help this guy out and take the blame. Make it out to be a big joke that went wrong, who cares just help him!!! Women want to hear anything that will take the bad away! but it has to be believable! It was a crazy night that went wrong, explain it but take the weight off this poor guys shoulders and save his marriage!
2006-09-02 10:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Angela 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you were thrown into a tank of leaches , then you swam a shark infested sea after that aliens took u away for testing! only made it home safe to be by her side?
THEN tell her the truth.
because 1 day it will turn up and bite your butt with vengence? better to know now than later .
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2016-09-30 06:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to much detail dude. She isn't going to believe a word of it. Give it another shot.
2006-09-02 10:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by smoke2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larking about near some bushes and one of my mates (pick one) pushed me into them. Normally works, just don`t forget to get them to back you up
2006-09-02 10:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess we will know how much they really love each. The truth helps, most women can usually sense when we are lying.
2006-09-02 10:46:04 · answer #10 · answered by lobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋