I have a few but I get pulled over a lot so I need more.
Here are some of mine:
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
- You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
- When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" I respond with,” Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" (That one always gets me pulled out of the vehicle though.)
10 points for the best answer I can use.
2006-09-02 10:20:42 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
But occifer (hiccup), the light was blue!?!?!
If you've got a girl in the car...
Damn, I told her she was so pretty it was illegal.
What're you doing in my living room?
I didn't think officers in uniform were allowed in bars... Whattdya mean I'm in my car? [look around slowly] Crap! When did that happen?
2006-09-02 11:25:30 · answer #1 · answered by Amalthea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry officer, I was speeding cause I want to get the corpse out of the trunk before it starts to smell up my car.
2006-09-02 10:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Skypilot49 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wellll, since I used to be a cop, i had a reversal for people, so here goes:
-"Sir, did you see the RED ligjht back there? No, officer, I didn't!....Well, I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T STOP FOR IT!!..may i see your driver's license and registration?"
-"Sir, did you see the RED light back there? No, officer, I didn't! I'M FROM MISSOURI!......What? Are they different colors in Missouri? ~ like, purple orange and brown?!"....may I see your dirver's license and registration?"
-"Sir, did you see the RED light back there? WHY ARE YOU HARRASSING ME!! WHY AREN'T YOU ARRESTING BURGLARS AND MURDERERS?!!.....OMG, sir, do you know where they are?? They don't exactly walk around with signs on them saying I AM A MURDERER.......may I see your driver's license and registration?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALL OF THESE THINGS HAPPENED TO ME..PEOPLE SAY THE STRANGEST THINGS!!!
2006-09-03 07:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well officer, I was only speeding because I dropped my bong, and when I reached down to pick it up, my beer bottle got lodged in the gas pedal!
2006-09-02 10:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ron Burgundy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
You really wouldn't say that. I haven't been pulled over both twice and both times talked my way out of a ticket. I'm just real sweet and play dumb. haha
2006-09-02 10:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you give me an escort? I really need more beer, fast!!!
2006-09-02 10:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I APOLOGIZE AND START TO CRY. THIS WORKS BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE EVERYONE'S GRANDMOTHER AND AM TRULY SORRY!
2006-09-02 10:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Joyce 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am crazy and so am I. Can you help us home?
2006-09-02 10:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by catzrme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋